DWD Lions Season Predictions! I Love it When a Plan Comes Together.

In my lifetime there has NEVER been this type of hype or anticipation leading to a Detroit Lions season. The Lions electricity is way above 1.21 gigawatts!

Written by

Patrick Duggan

Updated on

September 13, 2024 6:05 PM

DWD Lions Season Predictions! I Love it When a Plan Comes Together.

We are in this together, we always have been. No fanbase is like ours here in and around the Motor City and the great state of Michigan. Our loyalty runs deep, rooted in the Honolulu blue-collar spirit that built this great city. Every season we ride the broke-down-Boblo rollercoaster of hope and heartbreak, but this year, the buzz is different - like super fkn different. There's a fire burning in this team and in the maniacal minds of fans who believe this could finally be our year. We’re ready to stand by our Lions, game by game, and see if this season will be the one that roars the loudest. LFG!

Week One: Detroit Lions vs. LameA Rams

Day: Sunday

Date: 09/08/2024

Time: 8:20PM

Place: Ford Field

Location: Detroit Rock City

Holy smokes Ford Field is going to be BANGING! The Fans - more than likely - in seats, double to quad stacked with beers, high fiving, chanting, singing, screaming and creative an environment not yet unleashed unto mankind, womankind, kiddokind, plantkind or if they were here, dinosaurkind.

You know LA is pissed that they have to deal with Kelly Stafford’s BS, I mean, pissed about last year’s playoff loss and will be coming out angry. Who cares?!

DWD calls it:

Lions 28 - Rams 14

Week Two: Detroit Lions vs. Buccaneer Mayfields

Day: Sunday

Date: 09/15/2024

Time: 1:00PM

Place: Ford Field

Location: Detroit What

This guy…Baker. Played some scrappy ball. But, let’s make sure we calm that squirrely rabbit down and handle business in Week #2 of the NFL schedule. Ford Field should be good and warmed up with expectations set in week one.

DWD calls it:

Lions 42 - Bucs 20

Week Three: Detroit Lions at AirConditionedizona

Day: Sunday

Date: 09/12/2024

Time: 4:25PM

Place: State Farm Stadium

Location: Glendale, Arizona

The show goes on the road. Last year Lion Nation, #OnePride showed out at opposing team stadiums. Will the trend continue this year? Will a billionaire or two buy up all the secondary market tickets and fly fans down? (Hey, we can make up scenarios and dream, can’t we?!)

DWD calls it:

Lions 44 - Cards 24

Week Four: Detroit Lions vs. Seattle Seagulls

Day: Monday

Date: 09/30/2024

Time: 8:15PM

Place: Ford Field

Location: Detroit, Motor City, Michigan

Sick of these guys. Flat out sick of this team. The 12th man comes to Detroit, but the Lions have the 313! The Lions will be coming back to home after hitting the road and the fans will be anxious to show them that Ford Field love.

DWD calls it:

Lions 37 - Beachbirds 27

Goat 20 Tecmo  |  Motor City Kitties  |  Mega 81

Week Five: BYE WEEK

MCDC

Week Six: Detroit Lions at Jerryland R Us

Day: Sunday

Date: 10/13/2024

Time: 4:25PM

Place: AT&T Stadium

Location: Arlington, Not Dallas, Texas

Glitz vs. Grit. The D vs Big D. Oil vs. Auto.

The home cooking is always on the stove when you play the Cheatboys. But screw it, we’re winning, big!

DWD calls it:

Lions 44 - Cowpeople 24

Week Seven: Detroit Lions at Minnesota Purple Uniforms

Day: Sunday

Date: 10/20/2024

Time: 1:00PM

Place: U.S. Bank Stadium

Location: Minneapolis, Minnesota, Eh

The NFC North battle where the Lions march north to Minnesota to keep the train rolling. The Vikings aren't going out quietly, until they are…

DWD calls it:

Lions 35 - Purple Blonds 28

Week Eight: Detroit Lions vs. Tennesseeya Get Outta Here

Day: Sunday

Date: 10/27/2024

Time: 1:00PM

Place: Ford Field

Location: Detroit, Motor City, Michigan

DWD calls it:

Lions 27 - Kevin Dyson Has Short Arms 26

Week Nine: Detroit Lions vs. Green Bay Wisconsiners

Day: Sunday

Date: 11/03/2024

Time: 4:25PM

Place: Ford Field

Location: Detroit, Motor City, Michigan

Division Rival, at home. Packer fans travel well…what say you, Ford Field, what say you?! Late afternoon game. People will be well seasoned and oiled. Also, we hate the Green Bayers.

DWD calls it:

Lions 31 - Desmond Howard Won Super Bowl MVP and Not Brett Favrevre 24

Week Ten: Detroit Lions at Houston Houstoners

Day: Sunday

Date: 11/10/2024

Time: 8:20PM

Place: NRG Stadium

Location: Houston, Texas

Houston, do we have a problem? Sunday Night. On the road. No problem, here!

DWD calls it:

Lions 46 - Texas Houstons 34

Week Eleven: Detroit Lions vs. Northern Florida Jaguars

Day: Sunday

Date: 11/17/2024

Time: 1:00PM

Place: Ford Field

Location: Detroit, Motor City, Michigan

Trap game. One o’clock, ticking past 10 games…Moving towards Thanksgiving. This is definitely one that stands out for some reason and we only score 20.

DWD calls it:

Lions 20- The back of Mrs. Calloway’s Jaguar 19

Week Twelve: Detroit Lions at Indiana Horse Ponies

Day: Sunday

Date: 11/24/2024

Time: 1:00PM

Place:Lucas Oil Stadium

Location: Indianapolis, Indiana

Let’s go ahead and keep the party train moving. All aboard!

DWD calls it:

Lions 38 - Indiana Horsies 23

Week Thirteen: Detroit Lions vs. Da Bears

Day: Thursday

Date: 11/28/2024

Time: 12:30PM

Place: Ford Field

Location: Detroit, Motor City, Michigan

Gobble Gobble.

DWD calls it:

Lions 45 - Caleb Wontiams 18

Week Fourteen: Detroit Lions vs. Cheese Bay 

Day: Thursday

Date: 12/05/2024

Time: 8:15PM

Place: Ford Field

Location: Detroit, Motor City, Michigan

Nope! Not this week, either!

DWD calls it:

Lions 48 - Squeaky Cheeses 35

Week Fifteen: Detroit Lions vs. Buffalo Wild Bills 

Day: Thursday

Date: 12/15/2024

Time: 4:25PM

Place: Ford Field

Location: Detroit, Motor City, Michigan

Video game football in this one. Lions outlast and score big.

DWD calls it:

Lions 54 - Saucy Billed Plataloes 46

Week Sixteen: Detroit Lions at Da Bears 

Day: Sunday

Date: 12/22/2024

Time: 1:00PM

Place: Ford Field

Location: Detroit, Motor City, Michigan

This one feels chilly and Caleb ain’t ready for that. Offense Stalls and we score a defensive TD to win!

DWD calls it:

Lions 18 - Saucy Billed Plataloes 13

Week Seventeen: Detroit Lions at Santa Clara San Franciscos 

Day: Monday

Date: 12/30/2024

Time: 8:15PM

Place: Levi’s Stadium

Location: Santa Clara, California

No comment needed.

DWD calls it:

Lions 38 - Not San Fran 24

Week Eighteen: Detroit Lions vs. Minnie Vikes 

Day: Sunday

Date: 01/052024

Time: -:--PM

Place: Ford Field

Location: Detroit, Motor City, Michigan

Close it out and let’s get to the playoffs!

DWD calls it:

Lions 24 - Purple Nurples 14